It was somebody’s fault, but according to him it was not his. She, however, claimed it wasn’t her fault either. It is not my fault, he said. Well it isn’t my fault, she said.
“Even Hitler was a vegetarian.”
“Hitler was a vegetarian.”
They’d planned to have a garden, but everything they planted died. They planted kale, but it died. They planted a tomato plant, but it died. They consulted gardening books, the internet, even their old alcoholic neighbor, but every new thing the couple tried failed.